Seriously, I'm a teapot
19. Male. I have beard. I need to get one of those beard guide things.
I have been told that I look like Jesus, a hobo and a Russian anarchist, due to the beard and long hair.
One of these days I'm going to bother to die my hair and, depending on the color, the beard to match.
I play far too much League of Legends for my own good.
Spelling and grammar are relatively important to me, but I do mess up quite frequently.
If I could only wear Converse and PF Flyers, I would.
If you message me, sometimes it takes a bit for me to respond. Usually, when I'm reading manga.
Born in Pittsburgh, PA but my heart belongs to the Dutch.
Hardstyle/Gabber/Hardcore<3
I like to see people be happy and sometimes I like to be responsible for that happy.
I'll talk to anyone who tries so long as they aren't rude.
I like to talk for hours and hours just about things.
Roleplaying is pretty cool too.
Ex: D&D, LARPing, text based stuff, roleplay forums, and the like.
I just like talking to people.
So, talk to me if you want, if not then not.

 

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

odysseyeurobeat:

astraedm:

twinkling-twink:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

its fucking necromorph

this is some fucking junji ito shit

Besides some of the more obvious questions…
Which pediatricians did they fool and why are they not blacklisted
How many of those “pregnancy bellies” have sold
How did they get the baby hair
Who would see a mastiff in this and be fooled that it’s a baby

W H Y

odysseyeurobeat:

astraedm:

twinkling-twink:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

its fucking necromorph

this is some fucking junji ito shit

Besides some of the more obvious questions…

  • Which pediatricians did they fool and why are they not blacklisted
  • How many of those “pregnancy bellies” have sold
  • How did they get the baby hair
  • Who would see a mastiff in this and be fooled that it’s a baby
  • W H Y

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

(Source: reddit.com)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

bitsofmashmallow:

A hugging octopus necklace that appears ghostly white by day, then wakes at night to glow brilliantly in turquoise and highlighter yellow.

Click here to see it.